Everyone knows that the real problems facing us today are zombies. George Bush, the Wars on Individual Liberty, crime, illegal immigration, the proliferation of nuclear technology in rogue states, inflation... these issues are nothing and are only promulgated in an attempt to distract us from the real danger... zombies!!!
But I am here to help you with that. The following links will allow you to train and prepare for the inevitable invasion of hordes of flesh- and brain-eating undead. Just try to tell me you're worried about building a border fence when a pack of zombies is tearing your limbs off and consuming them as you scream in agony!